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“ This is the house of the closet-man. There are no rooms, just hallways and closets.
Things happen in rooms. He does not like things to happen. … Closets, you take things out of closets, you put things into closets, and nothing happens …
Why do you have such a strange house?
I am the closet-man, I am either going or coming, and I am never sad.
But why do you have such a strange house?
I am never sad …”
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IMAGES TAKEN FROM BOTH LOVELYLISTING.COM [2,3,5], AND FROM “7 INVENTIVE WAYS TO LIVE IN A CLOSET” [1,4,5], VIA INVENTORSPOT.COM; “THE REASON WHY THE CLOSET MAN IS NEVER SAD” BY RUSSELL EDSON
